in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.
$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes
you’d win that bet
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
….that you didn’t study for
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
oh MY GOSh
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
i express my feelings through other peoples text posts

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.
when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
sometimes at random times during the day i think about amy and eleven and i just cry do u cry